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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Ways to Tweet Your Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Tweet Your Lover"
Parody Written by:
Special Ed
The Lyrics
My response to the Anthony Wiener situation
Fifty Ways to Tweet Your Lover
The problem's all inside your head, you must agree
The answer is you were not thinking logically
Id like to help you in that struggle that you see
Here's fifty ways to tweet your lover
Take a pic of your crack Jack, show a shot of your jock Doc
Hit it with your toy Roy, set your thing free
Who made all the fuss Russ, now you're takin' the Bus Gus
Stop shakin' your tree Lee, and get yourself free
I say it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I'll give you something that will make you smile again
And I appreciate that you want me to explain
About the fifty ways to tweet your lover
Show her your pack, Jack , take a pic of your stick slick
Give up the Rod, Tod, and set yourself free
You lost your job Bob, blew all your dough Moe
Gonna be locked up Chuck, now you will see
Here's fifty wasy to tweet your lover
The problem's all inside your head, you must agree
The answer is you were not thinking logically
Id like to help you in that struggle that you see
Here's fifty ways to tweet your lover
Take a pic of your crack Jack, show a shot of your jock Doc
Hit it with your toy Roy, set your thing free
Who made all the fuss Russ, now you're takin' the Bus Gus
Stop shakin' your tree Lee, and get yourself free
I say it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I'll give you something that will make you smile again
And I appreciate that you want me to explain
About the fifty ways to tweet your lover
Show her your pack, Jack , take a pic of your stick slick
Give up the Rod, Tod, and set yourself free
You lost your job Bob, blew all your dough Moe
Gonna be locked up Chuck, now you will see
Here's fifty wasy to tweet your lover
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