-> "Fifty Ways to Feed Your Blubber"
Original Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Feed Your Blubber"
The Lyrics
The choc-late is all applied to bread, I spread with glee
The pan here is cheesy, as I take in calories
I’d like two helpings, then, I mumble maybe three
There must be fifty ways to feed your blubber
My spread has chili pot with rabbit that is stewed
Petit four I grope, I’m learning salad’s tossed and not pursued
And I’ll eat meat so swell with a bisque that must be chewed
There must be fifty ways to feed your blubber
Nifty glaze to feed your blubber
You just whip out a snack, Zac
Bake in a pan, Dan
You don’t feed on bok choy, Roy
Baguette with melt brie
Pop is a must, Russ
You just feed on pie crust much
Pork chop with Jim Beam©, Liam
No vitamin C
Use some dip on a flapjack
Flakes on a flan, man
You just plead for Po’boy, Troy
Your gut will agree
Chomp on a bun, son
Poppy seed, you won’t shun ton
Just plop on latrine, Gene
And eat jelly beans
I’ve had relief with bowls of beef stew, quiche Lorraine
Some fish, there was plum drink in my queue to slake the thirst with gin
I spread, I’m so overweight, fat, but couldn’t eat food plain,
Sauerkraut in crispy braise
White bread for toast, a float with Peeps© and made with Sprite©
I don’t believe the forewarning, have sloe gin, Turkish Delight
I can’t resist treats, so I’m oversized, a blob I eat all night
There must be fifty ways to feed your blubber
Nifty grazing, feed your blubber
You munch chips, a twin pack, Mac
Cake with some jam, Graham
You could lead with Rob Roy, Joy
Quintet of candy
Top off, you’re plus, Gus
You don’t eat with a fuss much
Just slop on buffet, Jay
And get a fillet
You could sip on Cold Duck, schmuck
Bake up a clam, Sam
You could knead up a tart, Art
Just eat some Nestle’©
Sprinkle with crumb, bum
You just need some dim sum, chum
Just top with ice cream, Dean
Or get Lean Cuisine©
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