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Song Parodies -> "Chromadome"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Chromadome"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Now know why Paul Simon wears that hat.
When I think back on all the hair I had in high school
Girls would run their fingers through it all
Now my lack of follicles don't bother me too much
I don't mind being called a billiard ball

Oh Chromadome
I have me a nice smooth surface
I have me a head of dermis
You can throw those hair products all away, oh yeah
I got a high gloss polish, look just like the rising moon
I'm a solar powered love machine today

If you took all the silly hairstyles people wear now
And put 'em all together in one shop
Not a one would be as simple and convenient
As the one I show the world up top

Oh Chromadome
I have me a nice smooth surface
I have me a head of dermis
You can throw those hair products all away, oh yeah
I got a high gloss polish, look just like the rising moon
I'm a solar powered love machine today

Momma, come rub my chromadome
Momma, come rub my chromadome
Momma, come rub my chromadome
Today.....
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Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Smooth!
Jan Unwin - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I"m glad you didn't keep this one under your hat. 5's
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, I wigged out on this one.
Claude Prez - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hair's your fives
Mari D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I told Rick that he must have written this about my ex.
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
solar powered love machine ?...HAHAHAHAHAHA...that's great... well, some use testosterone for growing hair and some use it to...well....you know......fine job on this one
Meriadoc - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Congratulations on the only parody today using the word dermis... but where'd the 'postrophe go? ;-D
David Chrenko - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish I had a watermelon...I wish I had a watermelon...I wish I had... Shiny Fives!
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You missed getting all fives, but only by a hair. No you didn't, but I had to say it. And Rick, Paul Simon isn't the only one: Mike Love of the Beach Boys doesn't just wear a baseball cap to cover the hole in his head.
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoa, Rick...really good parody!! (Is he really bald?) One of my favorite singers.
Rick D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Just like Capt Picard, we must baldly go...Thanks all.
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, forgot to say...all 5's (at least!)
Paul Robinson - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very slick Mr. Rick. Sliding some 5's across your dome to honor your tome (sp?)
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! I'd rather see a chrome dome, than a rug!! LOL!
Jack Wilson - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!

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