The system used worldwide for weighted measury,
Has answers so easy cause they're done so metrically.
Would someone help me as I juggle gravity.
There must be fifty weight units of measure.

You know you weigh less without clothes like when you're nude,
You weigh more after you have consumed mass quantities of food,
You can defeat yourself whenever metric measure's used,
There must be fifty weight units of measure.
Fifty weight units of measure.

Just chip off a stone, Joan.
Measure a grain, Wayne.
Get your ounces in troy, Roy.
Just get weighed and see
Purchase a gram, Sam.
It's a lot like a dram, Pam.
Just bring in a key, Lee.
It weighs what you see.
Just chip off a stone, Joan.
Measure a grain, Wayne.
Get your ounces in troy, Roy.
Just get weighed and see
Purchase a gram, Sam.
It's a lot like a dram, Pam.
Just bring in a key, Lee.
It weighs what you see.

You know that metric's used in Canada and Spain,
I wish there was some way to figure out kilos of cocaine,
I just can't associate that, would someone please explain,
About the fifty ways.

It's all these weights and measures give me such a freight,
And why aren't light years used when you want to weigh something that's light?
So please assist me as I analyze all this weight and height,
There must be fifty weight units of measure.
Fifty weight units of measure.

Just chip off a stone, Joan.
Measure a grain, Wayne.
Get your ounces in troy, Roy.
Just get weighed and see
Purchase a gram, Sam.
It's a lot like a dram, Pam.
Just bring in a key, Lee.
It weighs what you see.
Just chip off a stone, Joan.
Measure a grain, Wayne.
Get your ounces in troy, Roy.
Just get weighed and see
Purchase a gram, Sam.
It's a lot like a dram, Pam.
Just bring in a key, Lee.
It weighs what you see.