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Song Parodies -> "Neocon Wolfie Running The World Bank"
Original Song Title:
"Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Neocon Wolfie Running The World Bank"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Bush nominates Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, a neocon member of the PNAC ("p-nac" - the Project For A New American Century), and one of the chief architects of the U.S. oil war on Iraq, to be the new head of the World Bank.
(instrumental intro)
Still missing, Osama; and thousands dead;
Dubya rained bombs on a poor nation.
"There was never a doubt!" he heard Wolfie shout,
That war would help his administration.
And so they bent the law... and so, they bent the law.
Torture that you saw? Bush had bent the law.
One time Wolfie went down to the Baghdad compound,
'Cause his war needed his attention.
Tryin' to find Saddam, then his hotel got bombed;
Must have wet his pants from the tension.
Said, "On my way... back home's where I'm going.
I'm on my war... had enough war time, and I shouldn't be there."
It's more co-o-zy to be a bank owner.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Despite Bush's war craze, and incompetent ways,
And suppressed torture stories leak.
Wolfie, the PNAC high priest isn't bothered the least;
His incompetence hid by newspeak.
Said, "On my way... back home's where I'm going.
I'm on my war... had enough war time, and I shouldn't be there."
It's more co-o-zy to be a bank owner.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Still missing, Osama; and thousands dead;
Dubya rained bombs on a poor nation.
"There was never a doubt!" he heard Wolfie shout,
That war would help his administration.
And so they bent the law... and so, they bent the law.
Torture that you saw? Bush had bent the law.
One time Wolfie went down to the Baghdad compound,
'Cause his war needed his attention.
Tryin' to find Saddam, then his hotel got bombed;
Must have wet his pants from the tension.
Said, "On my way... back home's where I'm going.
I'm on my war... had enough war time, and I shouldn't be there."
It's more co-o-zy to be a bank owner.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Despite Bush's war craze, and incompetent ways,
And suppressed torture stories leak.
Wolfie, the PNAC high priest isn't bothered the least;
His incompetence hid by newspeak.
Said, "On my way... back home's where I'm going.
I'm on my war... had enough war time, and I shouldn't be there."
It's more co-o-zy to be a bank owner.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
Bush wants neocon Wolfie head of the World Bank.
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