I'm so sick of salisbury steak
When I see the freezer light
Buying it was a mistake
Why don't they make other kinds

What's all this stuff on the top
I don't like all this gravy
I'm so sick of meatloaf too
I'll use oven finally

Been eating these things since in college
You'd think I would have gained some knowledge
My head going no no no
So I said "Next time I have to buy other food"

So I asked for some suggestions
My friends suggested I eat nuts
I ate it all at party
Then noises came from my butt

So I went from store to store
All stuff I know from the past
These dinners are such a bore
The different ones didn't last

And I don't want to eat greenery
I walked quickly right past the beanery
Stomach going boom boom boom
So I said "have to find a big new place to shop"

Some new place

When delusions tell me that
I could eat it another time
Even the smell turns me off, drat
What I get saving some dimes

Watched my weight, goes up and down
No matter what I eat it seems
So my sorrows I will drown
Wine section's where you'll find me

Today I won't buy tv dinners
The chefs for those things are beginners
I'll go 'round the store some more
And they said "Try these, price varies
But it's something different"