Song Parodies -> "Halve a Guitar"

Original Song Title:

"Have a Cigar"

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Original Performer:

"Halve a Guitar"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(long winding guitar intro)

Eager Beav - chair, toys, halve a guitar
You've sawn the new car
Your sofa's bye bye
Parts severed gonna fly
Purr! Motor's revvin' real high
Dare cut the roof thru!

Well the hallway's spattered deep bloodspecks, so I glean Spot's toast - oh dear!
Houseplants are vivisected, let's go wield walls full o' chinks
And on the way
Slice the sink!

And it's a deluge - a game with a maim ploy
See all dividing 'fore groovy chain!

Sawdust's clock now
Too bad about the pillows
Now lotta bits of davenport
Is strewn about in heaps, I'll
Shear so choppy wreakin' shards about

Sever study shelves, plasma screen
Lav's now seen in parts
Upset the applecart
This chainsaw bladey packing monster
It's an awf' unforget'ble nasty scene

And it's a deluge - a game with a maim ploy
See all dividing 'fore groovy chain!

(guitar solo that is abruptly cut off and replaced with a motoring drone that goes on and on....)

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alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

delightfully goofy...you get the whole 5...not just half for this one

Meriadoc - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin! I was waiting for you to show up and be the solo voter! :-) (wasn't there a big Pink Floyd fan around here somewhere? Can't remember who it was...)

Billy Florio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good job....very clever...I kind of wish I wrote it lol...in fact, I kinda wish I come out of my "uninspired retirement" and write anything lol

mandamoo - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

You think your No. 1 groupie wouldn't be dropping by to cast her vote....??? Not likely ! This one cast the best visuals !!! Love it !

Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Moo and Billy! Billy, we WANT you out of retirement!

Agrimorfee - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Delightfully strange! "Upset the applecart"--what's up with that, I have used a similar phrase in "Tarot Card Shuffle". 545. Thanks, M&P! Keep The Floyd Faith!

Meriadoc - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you Agri; hate to break your heart, but this is the only PF song I like... ;-)

neptunevsmars - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I was almost literally pissing myself laughing at the first half, then kind of went "huh?" in the second. Have to give it 4 because the first bit really was that good! :-D

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