Remember when you were raw
You sure made me bawl
Cook on, you crazy onion
Now there's a tear in my eyes, your essences rise
Cook on, you crazy onion

You are caught in the cauldron tween taters and carrots
Floating with green peas
come on you potent, delectable creature
Come on get carmelized, flaky and tender
And cook

I touched you with my spoon--
A little too soon
Cook down, you flaky onion
Moving round in the broth, delicious brown froth
Cook down, you crazy onion

Well I've worn down your structure
With persistent boiling
There with the red beets
Filling the place now with your sweet aroma
I'd like to go get a glass of Sonoma
and eat!

No longer smelly you are, pickled here in a jar
Cool down, you crazy onion
Piled in with your layers, parsley joining you there
Cool down, you crazy onion
And I'll seal in your flavor in a Mason jar, baby
Along with asparagus
Come on you side dish, so tender and tasty
come on and sit on a tray by the gravy
And shine