-> "A Rubber’s Not Right for Us"
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites the Dust"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Rubber’s Not Right for Us"
The Lyrics
See talks scarily about heat
In the quim that’s staked by Joe.
“When Joe pounds at the mound, it ain’t mete
To spurn them sperm; let ’em go.
We ain’t ready, we ain’t ready for this,
To be banging with a vulcanized sheath.
Out of the pourway the balls’ pips drip,”
Says the clown who’s their chief.
“Drip, drip, drip,
A rubber’s not right for us,
Drip, drip, drip,
A rubber’s not right for us.
Get another one spawned and another one spawned,
A rubber's not right for us.
Hey, lay off the latex, dude,
A rubber’s not right for us.
“Don’t use that thing, no, don’t you get it on;
You spout, dude, then you spawn.
Get STDs, well that’s just too bad;
Don’t stick that thing on your bone.
“You get clappy from a shack-up time--
The wages of sin ain’t sweet.
Into that pourway the balls’ pips drip--
Don’t you get down and eat!
“Dip tip, drip,
A rubber’s not right for us,
Dip tip, drip,
A rubber’s not right for us.
Get another one spawned and another one spawned,
A rubber’s not right for us.
Hey, don’t stray to gay sex, dude,
To bugger ain’t right for lust.
“When men get laid, ain’t no birthing ban;
That dink should not be crowned.
He’s: don’t beat it!
She’s: don’t eat it!
I’ll repeat it: lad, don’t sheathe it,
Wenching-bound.
Butts, don’t wrench ’em when you’re ready to woo.
I’m The Man, and this I entreat.”
Mouthpiece for yore ways, this bullsh!it shtik’s
Beat and clownishly obsolete,
[sotto voce]
“It’s bullsh!t,
It’s rubbish that I do gush,
It’s bullsh!t,
It’s rubbish, yet I don’t hush.
There’s another Bull spawned and another Bull spawned,
It’s rubbish that I do gush.
Laymen, have no gay-sex ’tude
To bugger’s tykes--liked by US.
It’s rubbish that I do gush,
It’s rubbish, yet I don’t hush,
It’s rubbish, and I live plush!!”
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