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Song Parodies -> "White Betty (Non Betty White Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Black Betty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ram Jam
Parody Song Title:
"White Betty (Non Betty White Version)"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Chris Bodily TM had an inspired title switch with "White Betty" because, simply by changing one word, you can completely flip the script of the Original Song
Whoa, White Betty, (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, White Betty, (Bam-a-lam)
White Betty had a goal (Bam-a-lam)
To make the Honor Roll (Bam-a-lam)
She said, "It will be a grind" (Bam-a-lam)
To do all work assigned (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
You know she's gotta cute face (Bam-a-lam)
Might get to second base (Bam-a-lam)
As for time for bed-dy (Bam-a-lam)
Well, shes not quite ready (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Shes from Casa Grand* (Bam-a-lam)
Deep in the Zonie Land (Bam-a-lam)
She'll be skaking that thing (Bam-a-lam)
When she gets the wedding ring (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, White Betty, (Bam-a-lam)
White Betty had a goal (Bam-a-lam)
To make the Honor Roll (Bam-a-lam)
She said, "It will be a grind" (Bam-a-lam)
To do all work assigned (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
You know she's gotta cute face (Bam-a-lam)
Might get to second base (Bam-a-lam)
As for time for bed-dy (Bam-a-lam)
Well, shes not quite ready (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Shes from Casa Grand* (Bam-a-lam)
Deep in the Zonie Land (Bam-a-lam)
She'll be skaking that thing (Bam-a-lam)
When she gets the wedding ring (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
Whoah, White Betty (Bam-a-lam)
*Casa Grande, Arizona -- Whitebread city halfway between Phoenix and Tucson
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