-> "Borg People"
Original Song Title:
"Short People"
Parody Song Title:
"Borg People"
The Lyrics
Borg people ain't so pleasin'
Borg people don't be teasin'
Borg people can't be reasoned
Not with...
They got metal hands
Laser eyes
They seek you out
Then assimilize!
Inter-g'lactic posers
Fly so indiscrete
Grey square fat storm cubes
For their missions to complete
Well, I moan 'cus those Borg people
Make me feel so feeble
Don't want those Borg people
Down here...
Borg people are such a bane to you and I
(as tools must we die)
They claim "resistance fu-tile" - it ain't no lie
(makes me chunder and hurl)
Borg people got so naughty
Borg people want our bodies
Borg people dis-embodied
My lugs...
Don't got pity if we beg
They won't forego
Their un-dis puted rights
Turn me to Jell-o
Their existence'll cause
Me the creep, creep, creeps
And when meddlin', probe you
They go deep, deep, deep
But a grubby notion lingers (in)
My dirty little mind
Be fun-ta probe that Sev'n'of Nine!
Well, I don't want no Borg people
Don't want those morgue creeples
Don't want no co-llective
'Round me...
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