I'll never eat a pizza bagel
The snack's a fraud, and it's a vague-el
All I want is for you to make lunch for me
I'll never eat a pizza bagel
I've talked awhile, I might finagle
All I want is for you to make lunch for me

It's too hard for lunch
Ain't enough for lunch
It's too rich for lunch
Don't mind the sesame seeds...

I'll never eat a pizza bagel
So let's go home and thaw the Steak-Ums
Nuke it in the micro
Come on baby, make sweet lunch for me

It's too hard for lunch
Ain't enough for lunch
It's too rich for lunch
Don't mind the sesame seeds

Oh, it's bitter...
Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter...circle
It's a bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter...circle
Bitter, bitter, such a bitter, bitter...circle
Come on, baby, please feed me...

I'll tell ya
You can put it out
I won't eat
Put it out
With some new kind a cheese
But, put it out, put it out
Put it out, I won't eat...

Yeah, all your Snickers
I can suck them up
Throw 'em all at me
Or Beef Stroganoff
There's one thing baby
That I don't understand
You keep on telling me
To wrap it in Saran
It ain't rough enough
It ain't tough enough
It ain't thick enough to hold my lunch
Ooh! Ooh! Please

I'll never eat a pizza bagel
I'll never eat a pizza bagel
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never eat
I don't need no pizza bagel
I need no fussing
I need no coercing
Never, never,never, never, never, never, never eat