Song Parodies -> "I Just Wanna Be Chris Berman"

Original Song Title:

"Beast of Burden"

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Original Performer:

"I Just Wanna Be Chris Berman"

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The Lyrics

ESPN's Chris Berman is the master of all things sportscasting, since the network's debut, He's been makin' up catch phrases, doing play-by-play and more. Here is a song about ESPN's living legend.

I just wanna be Chris Berman
His voice is loud, and it ain't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him
I just wanna be Chris Berman
He's made nicknames those players aren't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him

He could go all the way
Back-back-back-back-gone
Rumblin' Fumblin' Stumblin' Touchdown!
He's just the man I see

I just wanna be Chris Berman
Dressed as Swami in a turban
Been on TV & Radio
ESPN is his 1 love to him

The Raid-duhs
Priime Tiime
Whoop, whoop whoop
He's just the man I see

Oh Chris Berman
Pretty (5x) boy
you're a pretty (7x) boy
Pretty, Pretty
Such a pretty, pretty boy
Can we watch ESPN please?

I'll tell ya
All my homies love him on the street
The way dresses from his head to his feet
Don't put him out, put him out, put him out. put him out of misery

All other sportscasters
Just suck it up
But when i see bommer
I just shrug it off
There's just this one thing baby
I understand
At football draft, Mel Kiper Jr.'s your main man

Superbowl of Sports Trivia, ooh baby
NFL Primetime
SportsCenter
Ooh! Ooh! Please!

I just wanna be Chris Berman (repeat)
Wanna (8x) be

I just wanna be Chris Berman
It ain't no fussin'
and it ain't no cursing
Wanna (8x) be

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Tim Hall - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

This parody does... go......ALL......THE...........YOU One Berman nickname that comes to mind is Keith Real Estate Moreland

Static - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

He hit it hard... it's going... back...Back...BACK...BACK... GONE! (Hey, Tim used the other option!) I DO want to be Chris Berman. High marks from me.

Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

He is a very entertaining announcer.

Michael Pacholek - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Swami, Swami, how I love ya...

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