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Song Parodies -> "Pappy"
Original Song Title:
"Happy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Pappy"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Well, I've always been the very best sailor
I always fight for my Olive Oyl
Never knew my momma or pappy
Really makes my sea blood, G-g-g-g-g-g
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Never took candy from Swee' Pea
Always eats me spinach each day
Don't know if I'm just like poppa
Or if he's Ray Walston in that screenplay
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Don't wanna fail, maybe gonna find my Pappy
Maybe a boy needs his Pappy
Maybe he'll need me
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Never got along with that Bluto
But I get to kick his big rear
Never got to score with that Olive
But I'd like a parent near
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
I always fight for my Olive Oyl
Never knew my momma or pappy
Really makes my sea blood, G-g-g-g-g-g
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Never took candy from Swee' Pea
Always eats me spinach each day
Don't know if I'm just like poppa
Or if he's Ray Walston in that screenplay
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Don't wanna fail, maybe gonna find my Pappy
Maybe a boy needs his Pappy
Maybe he'll need me
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Never got along with that Bluto
But I get to kick his big rear
Never got to score with that Olive
But I'd like a parent near
I need to sail and find me Pappy
Fight tooth and nail to find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
Maybe, maybe, find me Pappy
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best one i've read today...5s...and popeye probably sings better than keith, too
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Keith Richards and Popeye are stunningly similar in that they both live off green, leafy substances.
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