Wish that I had a "pen" for that part
I'd spill the ink in a lust rage
I would ladify ya, I'd slide it on in ya
But I'll play the boy on stage, bedroom stage

When my hand's in ya, no virgin ya
I'm just next in line
So next to your muff is a steel tipped dart
Ready to go inside, go inside

(Chorus)
I know I'm not alone in that hole
Cuz I dike it
I know no bone goes in that hole
Cuz I dyke it, dike it yes I do
The smell, I like it, like it, dyke 'lit
I said I guess I'll just have to play a boy who's bonely

Wish that you were a "wife" for that part
Sloughy slide all the way
I now breech your muff with a steel dame stuff
That has got a heavy weight, heavy weight

(Chorus)

And do ya think you're the only girl whose mound
Emits pheromones so strong that they cause baying hounds?

I know I'm not alone in that hole
Cuz I dike it
I said I know no bone goes in that hole
Cuz I dyke it
I said I know no bone goes in that hole
Cuz I dyke it, dike it yes I do
Oh yes I dike it, love dyke lit, love dyke 'lit...