Dogs are scared
None get spared
On the menu all breeds prepared
Chinese, recipe
Just skin the canine, to wipe out fleas

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy

I asked the waiter, for Mu Shu Pork
But then I nearly, dropped my fork
My hair stood up, that ain't swine
I heard it well, a small whimpering whine

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy

Moo Goo Gai Pan, Beef Chow Mein
What's in the Egg Foo Yung
Is it doggie brain, that's mixed with grain
And tofu made with puppy dung

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy