Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man that has no face
I've run around all the long long year
Stole many a yards lineman chased
And I run round when I'm enticed
Half my yardage on called plays
Made damn sure that Byars
Caught the balls that sailed his way

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face

Stuck around in Phil'delphia
Till I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Rod and his linebackers
Gerald Williams reached in vain
Threw over Lake
With a generous fake
When the blitzers raged
Cause they call this play

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face

I watched with glee
While you pick LT
Fought your ten comp aides
For the yards I made
I shouted out,
All ten are behind me?
Well after that
It's just you and me

Let me please introduce myself
Name was banned, for wealth I chase
And all the dues I will ignore
I will not join NFLPA

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face, oh yeah (it's blank here)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the picture of my face

Just so hard to stop it's criminal
I maul even the Saints
As your team trails
Just call me Eagles, sir
And I'm in need of some restraint

So if you see me
Have some courtesy
Here's my ratings see? Not the face
Dickerson taught Tecmo their lessons
Substituted, not replaced, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face


Q B Bills, what's your name
Q B Browns, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell you one time, NFL to blame