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Song Parodies -> "Back Scratchin' Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Back Scratchin' Woman"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

dedicated to men who like getting their backs scratched
Got a back scratchin' woman
Got a back scratchin' woman
Got a back scratchin' woman
She scratches where I cannot see
Yes she's a back scratchin' woman
She's gonna take the itchin' out of me

Don't break your nails on me baby
Don't break your nails on me baby
Don't break your nails on me baby
Don't start messin' round with no sticks
Just scratch my back for me baby
Never had an itch you couldn't fix

Come put some gel on me baby
Come put some gel on me baby
Come put some gel on me baby
Coolin' my skin to the bone
You're scratchin and soothin'
Woman, please don't leave me alone
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Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You've just scratched my itch, Royce 555 :-)
Paul Robinson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, this was satisfying just to read. And now that itch in the middle of my back is gone. Thanks! 5's
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
555........ahhhhh, that felt sooooo good.
Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D: thanks but I think your parody "Stacked Plastic Woman" is very hard to beat; don't think it can be
Johnny D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the gracious words, Royce. Why don't you write another one called "Flack Jacket Woman" ? Or maybe "Backpackin' Woman"? Or how about "Hackey Sack Woman" ?
malcolm higgins - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
great tune Royce, you and Johnny should do all three he suggested!! 5-5-5
Meriadoc - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, simple and satisfying!

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