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Song Parodies -> "Black Plastic Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Black Plastic Woman"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

He had a black plastic woman
He had a black plastic woman
Yes, he had a black plastic woman
He made her from Hefty sacks, see?
She was a black plastic woman
She tried to take my man away from me

I dumped the trash in her, baby
I dumped the trash in her, baby
yes, I dumped the trash in her baby
That man's fixation was sick
Now she's down in the dumpster
With the other gargage, 6 feet deep

I tied her up with a twistie
I tied her up with a twistie
yes, I tied her up with a twistie
Flung her into the bin
Now she won't be back
I'll never see that ugly bag again
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Johnny D - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, sharp, to-the-point! Right on, Royce! 5's
Amanda - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I really really like the ugly bag pun. Funny!
John Barry - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm so Glad.
Sweet Indigo - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe! Love it.
Kristof Robertson - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Inspired and inspirational! 555
Guy - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce - Just moments after this posted I'm sure I saw Bud Bundy dumpster diving behind your home. And to think that the old Budster would cheat on his woman. On a scale of light to robust I'd rate this parody hefty.
Meriadoc - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This one made me LOL! :-D

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