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Song Parodies -> "Puree For You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Play For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seals & Crofts

Parody Song Title:

"Puree For You"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Last one from the unreleased archive.

Original song on YouTube
Puree for you
Puree for you
Puree for you

It bites while at nights, reclining
And your ankle is foregone
Bones, they extrude
So many, they be your dressings
And your jaw’s tied up with spline
A scraped up dude

No soufflé, no stew!
Suck smoothies, yes you do
Now you say you’re on the mend
You had feared your life: begin’ of end
Food’s all pureed for you

Wasn’t planned, big crash land
Riding chock full, doobie: banged head – fairyland!​
Red-blue lights: blow, noggin severed
Won’t blood ever stop the oozing
Said: “No spirits now, for thee”
Now food is bland, roasts are banned
Your can stings, you whomped your feet and whacked your hands​
Ye man-dible, be snared and tethered
It’s puree for you

It’s plastic straws and tears
For I had bummer headlong splay
Busted, grazed and bruised
My life it done gone wrong
I’ve re-written with disarray
Drove ‘stray, went subdued​
You say: “I’d love my food not smooth
And I'd like also to pee​
Without Nurse Radshed watching me”
Food, mortared with pestle, it be​

Pain expands – future’s canned
Would another doobie make you feeling grand?​
“Will this blight go on forever?
Won't I ever scoff some muesli?”
Get poor-spirited, I see​
Time soon at hand, you will stand
And you’ll sing and chew your food and snack on lamb​
These low moments won’t last forever
Then puree exclude!


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