Song Parodies -> "Maricons"

Original Song Title:

"America"

Original Performer:

"Maricons"

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The Lyrics

Like their old adulterer-in-chief hero Clinton, leftards tend to get awfully hazy about the definitions of words when those words don't suit their agendas. Take "homosexuality" and "pedarasty" for instance: the link between the two behaviors that each word describes (which we on the right have known about for some time) was once something the leftards categorically denied and derided. Now, they can't even tell the difference between the words, let alone the actions.

Now you know Foley's a pederast, should you stay homo?
Is it all right to call Barney a fag?
Gotta wonder 'bout the Dhimmicrats and where their int'rest lies:
They're not sure whether they like maricons.

Howard Dean got in trouble for not liking gay "marriage."
Leftards want homos in charge of Boy Scouts,
But not in charge of them as Catholic priests; they're
Not sure whether they like maricons.

Can you really trust
Fools who live for their hatreds?
Even if they're fools who hate someone that you despise?
If they don't like you, they might just decide you're a scandal!

That page is seventeen; it's all right for you to screw him,
Provided, of course, that you're Gerry Studds!
If, however, you send messages, and just talk really queer,
Then some leftard hatemongers will kick your rear.

Leftards have lost their minds, if they ever had any.
They once hated Guckert, can't remember why...
Can't tell you today what they like or don't like,
They're not sure whether they like maricons,
Not sure whether they like maricons...
Not sure whether they like maricons...

Gerry Studds, who went on to serve many more terms in Congress, was from Massachussetts, by the way. Considering what goes on in that infernal state all the time, his being from there explains everything all too well. Of course, just being a leftard is really a form of child abuse in itself: as their continued support for state-funded brainwashing of the youth in public schools demonstrates, the conflation of homosexuality with pederasty in leftard policy comes in both word and deed. Responsible parents do well to assume that all leftards at school are sexual predators until proved otherwise.

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