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Song Parodies -> "Stuck with My Own SuperGlue"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle with You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealer's Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck with My Own SuperGlue"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Well I knew that SuperGlue cap was tight
When it flew off then it gave me a fright
I'm so scared - I think I'm stuck to this chair
And I'm worrying I got lots in my hair
Thumb stuck on my left hand - fingers on my right
Here I am - stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I'm stuck with my own SuperGlue

And I'm wondering how to stop all this flow
I'm afraid I've glued the cat to my face
Oozing around here it's all over the place
Gummed up my left eyelid - jammed open the right
Here I am stuck with my own SuperGlue

Well now ev'rything I'm touching
Is adhering at the speed of light
Soon my skin I must be peeling
Clothes stuck to my back and I scream, scream

Try to pry my hand from the wall
But I can't see 'cus it's in my eyeball
Now my foot's cemented fast to the floor
And I don't think that I can hear anymore:
Wood stuck in my left ear - crayons in my right
Here I am stuck with my own SuperGlue

Well I should have used some Elmer's
Or just tied stuff with a rubber band
Now my face is all distorted
Glued into a permanent crease, crease

Now I know that that adhesive was tight
And my rescuers they saw a strange sight
'Cus my 'old fella' was stuck to the chair
Wish I'd thought to wear some clean underwear
Smiles to the left of me - laughter to the right
'Cus I am stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I am stuck with my own SuperGlue

Stuck with my own SuperGlue
Yes I am stuck with my own SuperGlue
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Billy Florio - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
"I’m afraid I’ve glued the cat to my face"...thatll keep me laughing for days lol
Meriadoc - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank Pippin for that one! I had lamp and he changed it... :-)
Tone-Def - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
he?
Tone-Def - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
seems we might finally know one-half of the great hobbit mystery
Meriadoc - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Or it could be an intentional red herring... ;-) Or done on purpose to freak Malcolm out... :-0
Peregrin - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee - I told you it would work! Malcolm is in therapy now!
mandamoo - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one girls.....ooops.....I mean guys ! Had my thumb and forefinger stuck together once with super glue ! Ouch !
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You two are bad. Don't ever change.
Peregrin - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike (I think!)
Poison Girl - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome!

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