Song Parodies -> "QWERTY Work"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Work"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"QWERTY Work"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Another entry from the unreleased archive vault.

Original song on YouTube

Deadline’s hard
Résumé, today, you need
So you dial a temp somebody
Who can spell and type and read
Now she’s blonde and rather fluffy
And this man is quite aroused
Try some lines but get rebuffing
Try some more but hopes are doused:

Want a tool to do your QWERTY work, oh yeah
I get paid to do your QWERTY work, no more
Temping’s cool for doing QWERTY work, oh man

Tried some angles
Put the moves on; tried to score
Even tried to play some footsy
‘Neath the table on the floor
But my passes were all scorned or
All my bids: feeble, lame
I conceived gullible hustle
But this gal, she scorns my game

Want a tool to do your QWERTY work, oh yeah
I don't wanna deal with flirty work, no more
You want girly just for skirty work, oh yeah

Yike! You’re drooling during QWERTY work, oh bleh
This I find is disconcert-y work, no more
Hey you fool – just be Dil-bert an’ work, oh man
You ain’t getting no insert-y work, for sure
Want a tool to do your QWERTY work, no way!

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