King Dub (King Dub)
Now when he was a young Bush, whoever thought they'd see
People chant the lies said by this Bush king.
(King Dub)
How'd you get so lucky?
(Lucky Dub)
Do you still get drunky?

Gore was picked by more ya,
Jeb stole votes in Flor'da
King Dub

(King Dub)
Now, if I'd known he'd win it all by cheatin',
I'd taken' all my money and gave to his re-gi-em.
(King Dub)
Kerry was a donkey
(Drunky Dub)
Didn't like the Yon-kees!

Gore was picked by more ya,
Jeb stole votes in Flor'da
King Dub

Partied as a child, (Snortin' Dub)
The Christians love his style, (Prayin' Dub)
Speakin' with a smile (Stumblin' Dub)
He swayed 'em in Ohio

He gave his life for Conserv'tism.
'Publican idol!
Born again Christian
They're using you

Now, I won't lie, but I think he's a putz,
Don't want no fancy ruler, just not like ole King Dub. (King Dub)

He didn't serve in Nammy
Barbara is his mammy

Gore was picked by more ya,
Jeb stole votes in Flor'da,
Oh yes Gore was picked by more ya,
"Got two twins and wife named Laura"
King Dub!