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Song Parodies -> "Thing Trump"
Original Song Title:
"King Tut"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steve Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Thing Trump"
Parody Written by:
R S Leergaard
The Lyrics
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Thing Trump (Thing Trump)
Now when he started running
We never thought we’d see
People stand in line to vote for orange thing
(Thing Trump) How’d he get so chunky?
(Chunky Trump) Really just a flunky
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)
(Thing Trump) Now if we’d seen
They’d line up for a liar
We’d have tried so much harder
And aimed a sh*tload higher
(Hanky Trump) So much hanky panky
(Spanky Trump) Loves the spanky spanky!
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)
Always in denial (Dodger Trump)
He’s always been a pile (Stinky Trump)
Goes the extra mile (Lying Trump)
He ate a dozen lunches
He sold his soul for casinos
Golden Shower!
He had a Bone Spur
So much winning
Now when he’s gone
And we have it made
We’ll have a giant party
Yes, have a YUGE parade!
(Tiny Trump) What’s with those tiny handies?
(Whiny Trump) Wearing dotard jammies
Son of racist daddy, no one quite so batty
Was a son of racist daddy, and ate too many chicken patties
Thing Trump
Now when he started running
We never thought we’d see
People stand in line to vote for orange thing
(Thing Trump) How’d he get so chunky?
(Chunky Trump) Really just a flunky
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)
(Thing Trump) Now if we’d seen
They’d line up for a liar
We’d have tried so much harder
And aimed a sh*tload higher
(Hanky Trump) So much hanky panky
(Spanky Trump) Loves the spanky spanky!
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)
Always in denial (Dodger Trump)
He’s always been a pile (Stinky Trump)
Goes the extra mile (Lying Trump)
He ate a dozen lunches
He sold his soul for casinos
Golden Shower!
He had a Bone Spur
So much winning
Now when he’s gone
And we have it made
We’ll have a giant party
Yes, have a YUGE parade!
(Tiny Trump) What’s with those tiny handies?
(Whiny Trump) Wearing dotard jammies
Son of racist daddy, no one quite so batty
Was a son of racist daddy, and ate too many chicken patties
Thing Trump
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Just as silly as the original tune. In a good way.
Old Pharoah won't let my people go, so Moses Mueller gonna have to do it for us.
Thing Trump is a whole set of plagues all on his own, Michael. Thanks for the comments and the votes, guys. Appreciate it.
Like it or not he'll get the US into another war. So let it be written - so let it be done - siegheil!
Maybe a Seuss parody lurking here: The Rat That is Fat, with Thing One, Thing Two, and Thing Trump.
Or maybe Chris Hayes could add an extra segment to his Thing One and Thing Two bit during his 'All In' show? Thanks for the comments and votes, aEagle & Dr. Suze.
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