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Song Parodies -> "My Dear Carnivore"
Original Song Title:
"My Cherie Amour"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"My Dear Carnivore"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
My dear carnivore, thinking about meat today
My dear carnivore, thinking 'bout Clarice, you say?
My dear carnivore,
Tell me what that hockey mask is for
Clarice is the girl you're hungry for
How you wish that you could dine
In a cafe, you've thought about her size 6 feet
She looks good enough, she looks good enough to eat
My dear carnivore, don't you understand how folks abhore
Your two hollow eyes and smirk you wore
How you wish that you could dine
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
Maybe someday you'll feast on flesh that is gourmet
Maybe someday you'll catch Clarice and have your way
My dear carnivore, young and supple flesh you do adore
Freshly carved out livers you long for
How you wish that you could dine
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
My dear carnivore, thinking about meat today
My dear carnivore, thinking 'bout Clarice, you say?
My dear carnivore,
Tell me what that hockey mask is for
Clarice is the girl you're hungry for
How you wish that you could dine
In a cafe, you've thought about her size 6 feet
She looks good enough, she looks good enough to eat
My dear carnivore, don't you understand how folks abhore
Your two hollow eyes and smirk you wore
How you wish that you could dine
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
Maybe someday you'll feast on flesh that is gourmet
Maybe someday you'll catch Clarice and have your way
My dear carnivore, young and supple flesh you do adore
Freshly carved out livers you long for
How you wish that you could dine
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
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wonderfully twisted...5s
A 5-stars meal.
Very clever title, very good parody.
Delicious. Somebody should send Royce a bottle of a nice Chianti.
Loved it! Ya can't beat the meat....555
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