There’s the suit’s position: client took a fall.
There was fruit positioned—middle of the hall.
Hurt, my client paid me. . .got a broken ass.
This transcended bad luck; banana was down cast.

Sooo, if you should leave such things
On the floor where folks tramp,
Then you’ll suffer—
Suit’s position: you must pay.

There’s the suit’s position: client fell and land-
ed upon his bottom, a.k.a. his “can.”
Keister fall. . .a break seen (coccyx ain’t that strong);
There on the X-ray screen: rads show what’s wrong.

Sooo, you sure will be grieving
When he’s up on the stand,
Then you’ll suffer—
Dude’s condition ain’t OK.

There’s the suit’s position: much dough you will pay;
There’s his stooped position; I’ll say, “Walk this way.”
Hurtin’ much, poor baby broke his tuchus (ass),
Which has sent you bad luck. . .dude’s fixed in a cast.

Sooo, you sure will be grieving
When he’s up on the stand,
Then you’ll suffer—
Suit’s position: you must pay.