(Captain Kirk)
Scott, beam me down! This place is intergalactic-al
And everyone here knows me only as Captain Kirk

(Scotty, in a comedically thick Scottish accent)
System's down, Captain! Machines are broken, so I won't be beaming
Klingons, sir, taking over the ship!

(Spock)
But I don't understand it, a takeover, takeover, it's not
Logical, Captain, it's not practical

(Kirk)
Spock. please show me a way to be beamed down

(Spock)
It's not possible,
Captain Kirk, it's illogical, not possible

(Scotty)
Thees paarrrt of spyace, eet's jyust way tyoo deep,
Now, shyut up, le-uht me-ay sleep
Boy, is this accent bad

(Spock)
Won't you please settle down? Nothing to do
I know this is absurd
But there's no logic at all

Now a takeover of the Enterprise, it's not logical,
Not possible, can't happen now, impossible
Here we are in deep space, this is just
Unacceptable, not logical, impossible, We do not know!

(Scotty)
Thees paarrrt of spyace, eet's jyust way tyoo deep,
Now, shyut up, le-uht me-ay sleep
Boy, is this accent bad

(Spock)
Won't you please settle down? Nothing to do
I know this is absurd
But there's no logic at all