-> "Italians"
Original Song Title:
"Asylum"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Italians"
The Lyrics
Grimmy scene in Queens the brains on dashboard stickin',
Such tales are gabbed with wine, and Cuban cigars smoked.
Don't be one that gets rode, you're set up for a killin',
Some field near 15th street, a gun shot and you're croaked.
Don't arrange to have me ride with no Italians,
It's just not safe for anyone,
Canolis claim let stay the gun, let's run.
A coldened look, you're dead if that's the way their thinkin',
Jest "Vinny Clown", went underground, he turned the stool.
They don't estrange, your head they'll dent, no man's an island,
Goes all the same for everyone,
Don't drop no name, their way's the gun, not fun.
Just a little C-Note slide,
Squeeze a little vicey shoe.
A little business on the side,
As long you pay your tribute due.
The racket guys' here to survive,
Better not go try and screw.
Yeah, and nothing, no no nothing, do you say,
Or they'll be mourning for the day is done.
La Cosa Nostra, como tu?
Then starts the grieving from the hit man’s gun,
When there come the nasty goons.
There's no forgiving once you're screwed.
Scusi Sunday is the one day that they keep clear,
Yeah, they eat gnocchi and play bocce, games of wage.
There talk is small, no deals or hauls, like fresh fed panthers.
Yeah, they're playin' some but there's no lacking in their gauge,
Don't enrage or you'll get spent up by Italians,
'Cause they ain't be lame they slay with guns.
Yeah, they ain't foolin', heavies come, hit and run.
"Willy Aches" he nails their hides,
Well, he's a very icy dude.
Willy takes 'em for a ride,
And he's very likely rude.
Will he leave 'em left alive?
He ain't even tryin' to.
Yes, but there's nothing, no, no nothing, you can ever pay,
Yeah, there's no warning when they bring the gun,
And they won't nearly miss your brain.
At PA central on the noonday run,
May die severely under train.
Not above killin' next of kin or friend,
When it's just a 'friendly" feud.
'Cause it is just business they're not sorry men.
They will shoot you through and through,
All their damage they contain,
They stay the same.
And they will leave you dying,
Eeeeeeeeeee - bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad,
So dead quite!
Oooooooooo..............
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