Delta bound,
Pat me up and pat me down,
Let those bloodhounds sniff and nibble gentle bites
Just like a bird, I'll perch
Ultimate goal's a full cavity search,
I get off, gettin' on these airline flights..

I'll book planes, no particular destination
Hooked on frisk, and se-cur-i-ty sensation
Just before I leave home, chug some coins from my hand
They trigger that old metal detector, grand

At most airports they call me, Delta bound
If they should spot me, I'm left on the ground
Try to keep a low profile; good disquise
And like a hungry bug, I'll get my flies..

Delta bound,
I'm all yours to probe around
Get those feely fingers movin'..make my nights
Any touches, I'll not scoff
It's just with pleasure, if I should cough
I get off, gettin' on these airline flights..

I get off, gettin on these airline flights