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Song Parodies -> "Life as a Globalist"
Original Song Title:
"Life is a Carnival"
Original Performer:
The Band
Parody Song Title:
"Life as a Globalist"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
Well, I hope you are all prepared for accelerated crises. Just know your true enemy, and it will all be fine.
(Verse 1)
You can use a private jet, more greenhouse gas
As you virtue signal activists that give you a pass
Hire him, hire her, to ruin countries
The money, the money, to do as you please
Hey, buddy, would you like to take a covid vaxx?
Won’t add more tax
It’s a part of the guidestones before they collapse
(Chorus)
Life as a globalist, a technocrat dream
Life as a globalist, the others scream
(Verse 2)
Saw an owl statue, in Bohemian Grove
Changing a virgin body, body on a stove
Great reset, great reset, taking all the meat
Take your house, take your house, renting or the street
We’re taking away all, agriculture to have complete control
Don’t have a soul
Financial transactions you use with a dig-it-al bankroll
(Chorus 2)
Life as a globalist, you eat the bugs
Life as a globalist, just some happy mugs
(Instrumental Break)
Hey, buddy, would you like to take a covid vaxx?
Won’t add more tax
It’s a part of the guidestones before they collapse
(Chorus)
Life as a globalist, a technocrat dream
Life as a globalist, the others scream
Life as a globalist
Life as a globalist
Life as a globalist
You can use a private jet, more greenhouse gas
As you virtue signal activists that give you a pass
Hire him, hire her, to ruin countries
The money, the money, to do as you please
Hey, buddy, would you like to take a covid vaxx?
Won’t add more tax
It’s a part of the guidestones before they collapse
(Chorus)
Life as a globalist, a technocrat dream
Life as a globalist, the others scream
(Verse 2)
Saw an owl statue, in Bohemian Grove
Changing a virgin body, body on a stove
Great reset, great reset, taking all the meat
Take your house, take your house, renting or the street
We’re taking away all, agriculture to have complete control
Don’t have a soul
Financial transactions you use with a dig-it-al bankroll
(Chorus 2)
Life as a globalist, you eat the bugs
Life as a globalist, just some happy mugs
(Instrumental Break)
Hey, buddy, would you like to take a covid vaxx?
Won’t add more tax
It’s a part of the guidestones before they collapse
(Chorus)
Life as a globalist, a technocrat dream
Life as a globalist, the others scream
Life as a globalist
Life as a globalist
Life as a globalist
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