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Song Parodies -> "How Sharp is my Knife?"
Original Song Title:
"How Deep is your Love?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"How Sharp is my Knife?"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
dedicated to some whacky doctors in Britain who think certain kitchen knives must be banned.....
I slice my orange in the morning sun
And I can't do that with a butter knife!
And the moment that they take my knives away
I will be moving to the USA
And you come to me with an absurd plea
"Give me all of your knives
All your cutlery"
And they really want to know.....
How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut a steak!
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our knives
They should let utensils be
They belong to you and me
I believe you're cracked
you know you've fallen right off the wall
Get a life, toothpicks can be weapons, too!
Did your brain cells take a fall?
And you may not think,
But someone must!
I'll be using my knife til it turns to rust
Do they really want to know.....
How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut my steak
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our forks
When they all should let us be
We all need our cutlery
And I can't do that with a butter knife!
And the moment that they take my knives away
I will be moving to the USA
And you come to me with an absurd plea
"Give me all of your knives
All your cutlery"
And they really want to know.....
How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut a steak!
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our knives
They should let utensils be
They belong to you and me
I believe you're cracked
you know you've fallen right off the wall
Get a life, toothpicks can be weapons, too!
Did your brain cells take a fall?
And you may not think,
But someone must!
I'll be using my knife til it turns to rust
Do they really want to know.....
How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut my steak
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our forks
When they all should let us be
We all need our cutlery
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That is a topic that needed to be parodied, and you did it very well, particularly the tooth pick line.
First gun control ... now ... knife control ?? What's next, toenail clipper control ??
John and Johnny, yes, I think that idiot control should be a priority, myself--but that's gone unchecked for so long, I'm not sure there's hope.
Sharp. I've been trying to think of something to do with this song. . .no luck so far.
not nearly as sharp as your wit...5s
Okay, this is just strange.
Kat--interesting you find it strange, cause even thinking about taking people's kitchen knives away is very strange.
Hilarious Royce!
Exactly ! Funny Royce!
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