-> "We Fear Godzilla"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fear The Reaper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"We Fear Godzilla"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
Now the monster comes
He'll destroy our town
Reasons to fear Godzilla
He's really big; his toe crushes trains
(Yes, we fear Godzilla)
Crushed the subway
(We fear Godzilla)
Like a building he stands
(Things sure look bleak here)
Over eighty feet high
(Got real big peepers)
Please don't crush me, man
Go, Godzilla, go
Please, Godzilla, go
[brief instrumental]
Monster, he's not done
Picks up train, throws down
Tokyo he's trashed and left
What a mess now, we sure wish he would leave
(He sure did leave us a mess)
The Monster, he trashed what was in his way
(Man, that sure made a mess)
He stood up and he roared; it brought down the rain
(Our ears - they ached with pain)
He shorted all the power here ev'ryplace
(He's a big, damned Reptile)
He's got bad breath
(The reek; quite severe)
Good thing he cannot fly
(I think that's "Rodan')
Wish right now I was high
(To help me sleep, Sir)
Now he's back - Oh, Damn!
Monster; now he's back
Wish he would leave town
[Instrumental break]
Tokyo; in ruins
Not much left of town
Hope that tonight
he stays home
Maybe there is a good reptile show on
Yeah, we're all hopin'
that he won't appear
When he gets moody
he must be feared
Where's Superman?
wish that he were here
(He would not be afraid)
He would save us
(kick Godzilla's rear)
Yeah, he'd kick his can
(Superman's a great guy)
Hope he comes before we're dead
(We'd buy him drinks down at the bar)
He would kick Monster's Ass
(Yeah, he would kick it real hard)
"Supe', please save us
(We're in deep sh*t here)
[Instrumentals out to end]
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