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Song Parodies -> "Drinking In The Dorm"
Original Song Title:
"Riders On The Storm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Drinking In The Dorm"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
It's brewed from rice or corn
Into the glass it's poured
Like a dog without a bone
A beer without the foam
Drinking in the dorm
There's a freshman on the hall
He says he doesn't drink at all
Across the floor he crawls
Puking in the stall
If you give this man a beer
Might finish in a year
Gotta crush your can, yeah
Girl, you gotta crush your can
Girl, you gotta crush your can
Hold it in your hand
Slam it on your head
No matter what the brand
Recycle what you can
Gotta crush the can
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
It's brewed from rice or corn
Into the glass it's poured
Like a dog without a bone
A beer without the foam
Drinking in the dorm
There's a freshman on the hall
He says he doesn't drink at all
Across the floor he crawls
Puking in the stall
If you give this man a beer
Might finish in a year
Gotta crush your can, yeah
Girl, you gotta crush your can
Girl, you gotta crush your can
Hold it in your hand
Slam it on your head
No matter what the brand
Recycle what you can
Gotta crush the can
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
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HAHAHAHAHA excellent, another great parody
Great!
Nothing goes together like beers and dorms, does it?
Haha, Jeff, nicely done. My only kvetch is keeping "dog without a bone" intact. For another take on college life, read my http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors17.shtml or see and hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf5XnsdtjRY
(Artistry) Maybe I'm just missing the undeniable hilarity of college boozers, but this did nothing for me. Not really comedically exaggerated, no tale of avoiding being caught, just "yep, people drink, it's a thing". Maybe that's the OS not having enough room to explore the topic, maybe it's the age, but I just don't feel this one, sorry to say.
I kinda get the feeling that had the OS been longer, it would have been funnier. The idea has potential for a turn to something more...well...wasted? You know what I mean.
I kinda agree with the others here Jeff. This must have been an old one from you because you’re way better at parodying songs now. The lack of puns here was WASTED! Lol
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