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Song Parodies -> "Scrub Her Madly"

Original Song Title:

"Love Her Madly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Scrub Her Madly"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Based on a true incident that happened to my wife as she was walking home one evening...
Gotta scrub her madly
'Cause she's stinkin' badly
Scrubbin' skunk away
Little bastard's spray

Gotta scrub her madly
'Cause she's stinkin' badly

I still love her face

But I had her strip 'fore walkin' in the door

"Right to skivs, hun, now, please", I implore

Stench of skunky spray
Skunk got her today

So I had her strip 'fore walkin' in the door

All her duds
All her duds
All her duds
All her duds

All her duds are off

Oh stink is gross, we cough

Get the Febreze spray

Seven showers may
Sluice-clean off the funk

(instrumental)

Yeah, I still love her...

But I made her strip 'fore walkin' in the door

All her duds
All her duds
All her duds...

Yeah...

All her duds are gone

So wring a foamly sponge

Scrub her sweet new clean

Seven showers seem
To be just enough

Well...
Had to scrub her madly
Had to scrub her madly
Had to scrub her madly
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 12

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Lionel Mertens - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm going to scub you, till the stench is gone away. 5's for Johnny. If this is the all request hour for parodies: please do a parody on "Till the heaven's stop the Rains" ( My favorite Doors). Thanks man.
Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw man - that's the worst! But you came up smelling like roses on this one!
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost couldn't get past the title, it had me laughing so hard.
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555 I tried the tomato juice cure on my dog several years ago. It didn't work very well. Great job as usual Johnny
Adagio - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, the Doors! Hehe on the parody...not so hehe at the time though, I bet...good job.
Guy - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I smell a hit here unless it gets scrubbed. Hilarious. Well done again, JD!
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
i have plenty of skunks in my neighborhood...but they're the two legged kind...i hear tomato juice works....5s...
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody, Lionel, Ashkicksass, JB, Dee, Adagio, Guy, and Alvin!
Meriadoc - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Not as funny as some of your usuals, but a clever idea.
Stuart McArthur - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Lionel - do that one next......liked it Johnny - so after the sixth shower, you could still smell it, eh?....glad we don't have them - 555
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry & Stuart. Stuart and Lionel --- I submitted a parody of "Touch Me" for the next posting.
Rick D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Messageboard is back up, folks
Goofy D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
lol that was funny good parody. I just submited a doors parody of whiskey bar , should be up soon ,,, good job 55
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
No scrubs here.

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