Last night I didn't get to sleep with Paul, no no
I stayed awake and stalked him 'til the morning light
Bodyguards were always round him snug and tight (snug and tight)

Years back - I got to Ringo - yeah I did did did
But he was just a mere tidbit - I lost a bet
Too late to pursue Lennon 'cus he's cold and dead
And last night I didn't get to sleep with Paul

I know it's not my fault; I did Pete Best
I tried for Harrison, but I confess
That more and more that lore of Krishna was a bore
And George has now left for subspace (subspace)

Oh, last night I didn't get to sleep with Paul, no no
The party I was at was just a waste of time
I couldn't talk to him 'cus there was a long line
And last night I didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No I didn't get to sleep with Paul

(instrumental break)

But more and more I find I've bonked him in my mind
He's even sat right down on my face...

But last night I didn't get to sleep with Paul, no no
But dreamin' will I wear him out before half-time
I cannot doze tonight 'cus he's still on my mind

And last night I didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No, I didn't get to sleep with Paul

No, no, no
No, no, no

No, last night I didn't get to sleep with Paul, no no
Last night I didn't sleep with Paul, oh oh