Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Eating My Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

"Santa Claus is Eating My Dad"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to Amazon.com and the like, at that time you can get it there!

Santa Claus is eating my dad
Santa Claus is eating my dad

I've gotta watch out
On Christmas Eve night
The casualties mount
He's making folks die

Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down

No milk on his list
Thinks our legs taste nice
Yes Santa Claus loves to cannibalize

Santa Claus is eating the town (oh yeah)
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town

I hear that fat dude sneaking
To kill us where we lay
He adds some salt so we taste good
Do our best to stay awake

O! He's gonna chow down
On homely guy pie
He loves nice big snouts
It's human fried rice

(oh)
Santa Claus is eating my dad (Oh no)
Santa Claus is chowing on Chad
Santa Claus just swallowed down Brad

Santa Claus is eating my friends
Santa Claus' horror won't end
Santa Claus' new eating trend

If your limbs get torn
It gets hard to run
He's gonna eat you
Won't stop 'til your gone
No dinner rolls
No cookies will do
Gentlemen, Gals and puppy dogs too

(Woah)
Santa Claus is eating the town (oh no)
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town

Gonna dine now

Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town

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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment

That title alone might prevent some prudes to buy your album, but I say let Santa fork them...

Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Cannibal Santa Claus? That's pretty twisted... Prudes might hate this one but I sure do especially with the pun for the title.

Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Fruitcake, candy canes, some fava beans and a nice chianti. Why did Santa go this far? I guess reindeer doesn't cook well.

Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Thank you Peter, Matty, and Michael! That was the hope Peter and Matty (the mistaking this for being dirty) The really surprise though is that after Track 5 which is misleading as dirty-when its really more twisted, is that the next one sounds gross--but not dirty, and is dirty--Do You Smell What I Smell IS about Santa and his, well, everyone

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