-> "Foreign Bitchin’s"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Bridges"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Foreign Bitchin’s"
The Lyrics
Trends have swung toward glo-
bal economy, but why?
I was smug and warm here
With my nat’nalistic pride
Xenophobic warblings
Follow in this song, take care
Why, certain crap has
Left me in despair!
All them German fridges and those Japanese TVs
‘Palled upon revealing I’ve a furnace from Belize
Every tongue has crept to drown my fine vernacular
Foreign hordes have blossomed on my shore
Nowhere here at home can I find jobs, where did they go?
Many things imported were sent from Mexico
The Indian call centre scene:
Means jobs that crept away
So why is it top dollar I still pay?
For, I yearn for fifties, things were isolation-y
Bureaucratic dealings seen us turn to overseas
Retrospect, my heart it pines: sweet times of cold-ish war
Yearn for things made not in Bangalore
Years have passed - the world is shrinking
Global pool’s the scene
Dinars, Drachmas (Dollar’s arse up)
Rupee and the Yen
I s’pose that I must change my thoughts – will sink if I don’t swim
Oh hell! I’ll just stay up the shallow end!
All them German fridges and those Japanese TVs
Cards that I am dealing come from Coast that’s Ivory
Calvin Klein - I’ll bet I’ll find’s made in El Salvador
Spurned are home-made items at the store
Yearn for somethin’ made here - but no more...
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