-> "Wish I Weren't Batman"
Original Song Title:
"Nights in White Satin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wish I Weren't Batman"
The Lyrics
Wish I weren't Batman
it's gotten real old
Hanging with Robin
I feel like an assh*le
These days I'm feeling "dissed'
Gig's becoming a bore
"Save Gotham City?"
Thankless task is a "snore"
Robin, my "ward"
making me sore
What is he here for?
Lazy-assed people
they still do depend
on me for protection
sitting on their rear ends
Flash that "Bat" signal
High up in the night sky
it has occurred to me
That they don't even try
I think that's screwed
What's with that, dude?
Always must save you
No more; Now I'm through
[Instrumental break]
[during instrumental break]
{Those folks in Gotham City}
{Can go kiss my Bat-Ass}
{I'm tired of always bailing}
{out their lame ass}
{Why don't they all just}
{call the cops?}
{All this "Bat Bull-Sh*t"}
{some day has to stop}
{It must stop soon!}
{Yes, that is true}
{Know it must stop soon!}
Tights and that mask, man
and that stupid batpole
Now make me feel like
A real foolish assh*le
There there's my "ward", Robin
Shouldn't he "Get a Life"?
"Boy Wonder" - always here
I would prefer a wife
This makes me blue
need him to move
Dork ; doesn't take clues
He doesn't take clues
Hate to be rude
this may seem crude
"Robin, you must move
Go now, you must move...Dude...
{OUT!!}
{Out!}
{Out!}"
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