-> "Babaloo (I Married Lucy)"
Original Song Title:
"Jackie Blue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Babaloo (I Married Lucy)"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, Babaloo
Married Lucy, and now I am screwed
Every night at the club; hangs around
Ooh-ooh, Lucy, treats me like a clown
My wife don't like sex, I am in denial
she's such a bitch, yeah, it's been a while
She sits around all day on her duff
Tells everybody that she's got it rough
Ooh-ooh,ooh-hoo, what to do?
I said to her, "Get off your caboose"
And my dinner ain't ready on time
Get no food, I just hear Lucy whine
She always tells me that I'm just not fair
That tw*t does nothing; sits on derriere
The breakfast dishes are still in the sink
That lazy woman might drive me to drink
Ooh-ooh,ooh-hoo, now I smell poo
Little Ricky just took a doo-doo
"Where is Lucy?", I ask; Fred tells me
"She's shacked up with some hunky marine"
[instrumental break]
Ooh-ooh,ooh-hoo, I think that's screwed
Cause it seems she's in bed with some dude
Had enough; it's more than I can stand
to find Lucy in bed with some man
What to say? I'm about to go wild
Tw*t's with some sailor, why am I not surprised?
Each night I starve while I hear Lucy whine
No steak is served; on baloney I dine
Ooh-ooh,ooh-hoo, Babaloo
Dirty dishes; she never vacuums
She's so nasty; all she does is nag
I'm packing, to leave that old hag
She's nagging...
and shacking...
I'm packing...
to extract me...
Got...to...get...away...
[to instrumentals out to fade]
{I say...get away...that's what I say, get away}
{Oy vey...I complain...does me no good, anyway...}
{away...today...before I blow out my brains...}
{A shame...that dame...do I need further explain?...}
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