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Song Parodies -> "Highlander's First Battle"

Original Song Title:

"Message in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Highlander's First Battle"

Parody Written by:

John Dennis

The Lyrics

Find the Highlander
He is in the Highlands, oh
He is Connor MacLeod, he is immortal, oh
More sword fighting
Like no other time
Rescue him, that guy, I know he will be so fine
I am the Highlander, that is true
I am the Highlander, that is true
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
Highlander's first battle, yea
Highlander's first battle, yea
There can be only one
May it be MacLeod
He is just the one I saw in the start
Only one thing will keep him together
The Scottish highlands is fun
It really fills him with heart
I am the Highlander, that is true
I am the Highlander, that is true
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
Highlander's first battle, yea
Highlander's first battle, yea
I said there is only one, I'm back in the game
I love being immortal, I will stay the same
Seems like I will be immortal
A lot of cool Highlanders, they have blood of kings
I am the Highlander, that is true
I am the Highlander, that is true
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
We know that MacLeod goes to
Highlander's first battle, yea
Highlander's first battle, yea
Highlander's first battle, whoa
Highlander's first battle, oh
A really cool Highlander
(Repeat till fade out)

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