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Song Parodies -> "Ties"
Original Song Title:
"Lies"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Ties"
Parody Written by:
The Great Karlando
The Lyrics
Ties, hangin' from your closet hooks
Ties, wear one to enhance your looks
Ties, one for every father's day
Ties, man these things are so damn gay
Ties, sold in every Sears store
Please, please, please don't get me any more
Ties, ties on every businessman
Ties, ties of red or black or tan
Ties, this one looks just like a fish
Ties, not wearing one's my only wish
Ties, why they have to be so tight
Ties, ties, ties, I may put up a fight
Ties, why are they professional
Guys who wear ties, they should all go to hell
Ties, no more ties, no more ties, no more ties
Ties, ties, ties, ties, ties
Ties, wear one to enhance your looks
Ties, one for every father's day
Ties, man these things are so damn gay
Ties, sold in every Sears store
Please, please, please don't get me any more
Ties, ties on every businessman
Ties, ties of red or black or tan
Ties, this one looks just like a fish
Ties, not wearing one's my only wish
Ties, why they have to be so tight
Ties, ties, ties, I may put up a fight
Ties, why are they professional
Guys who wear ties, they should all go to hell
Ties, no more ties, no more ties, no more ties
Ties, ties, ties, ties, ties
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