Song Parodies -> "Green Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

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Original Performer:

"Green Booger"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

cold clogged nasal passage filled with green
got to find a way to get these nostrils clean
uncut fingernail will see me right
hear it pick and chew it, just around midnight

ah, green booger how come you taste so good?
ah, green booger just like a dried mucus should

pulling on the trail of an extra long snotter
It caught on a hair and it made my eyes water
Oh dear gosh this one is stuck in tight
Got to yank it harder just around midnight

ah, green booger how come you taste so good?
ah, green booger just like a dried mucus should
ah, green booger how come you taste so good?
ah, green booger just like a dried mucus should

I bet your mama was a filthy nostril
hosing up the dirt in a homeless hostel
i'm no school boy but i know what i like
encrusted snot taste just around midnight

ah, green booger how come you taste so good?
ah, green booger just like a dried mucus should

i said pick, pick, pick CHEW!!!
how come you... how come you taste so good?
i said yeah, yeah, yeah, whew
just like dried mucus should

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John Barry - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment

This is hilarious--especially nostril/hostel.

Guy - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment

When you're out with your honey
And your nose feels runny
You might think it's funny, when it snot.

But this was. What made you pick this subject? You know you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose. I'm fiving this one just for being so delightfully gross.

MrMacphisto - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO... Dude... you HAVE to write more... I was stuck laughing for a good 5 minutes or so... good job... 5-5-5

Kristof Robertson - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I contemplated doing this one....now I don't have to! Great job. 555

Adam J smith - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks everyone! The song was inspried by the TERRIBLE cold I am afflicted by right now. I'll be writing more soon..

Agrimorfee - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

i was THISCLOSE to gagging. That counts for something.

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