Splattered, Splattered
I love when it’s close to Halloween
With stealth we’re moving down the street
Look there’s one, slam, splattered
It shattered
Splattered

Without alarming
Pumpkins we are harming
Orange guts are all over the street
Been trampled
Kids dressed like old hags
Slowing traffic
It’s my passion
Splattered

Laughing with joy wait, it’s the cops, cops, cops
Here goes one, splattered
It shattered
Splattered

All this smash and splatter, smash and splatter, smash and splatter
What’s the matter? Let’s go over to the avenue
That’s where we’ll splatter, (splattered, splattered)
Gotta work for it, what did you expect?
Up on the porch don’t distress, there will be success
Grab that one it’s fatter, fatter
Slam, splattered
Splattered

Ahh, look at it, it splattered
It shattered
Watch me- another splattered, yeah!

Come on boy, just grab and get
Gourds all over town, don’t forget
Yank the cord, someone’s coming out the door
Here they come, running faster
Throw it now or we’ll get battered
Splattered, ha, ha,
Splattered ha, ha, it shattered

We are causing the crime rate to go up, up, up, up
Smashing Pumpkins in this town is not so tough, tough, tough, tough
You got olds farts on the west side
Best ones are uptown
What a town this is, splattered, it’s been splattered
Pumpkins been splattered, splattered all over town

Ha, this towns full of pumpkin grabbers
Better leave that one, it’s full of maggots, ugh
Roll a doobie, my brain needs splattered
With my friends all around we all go and
Splatter, splatter, splatter, splatter, splatter
Smearing the road, smear it with an orange slather