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Song Parodies -> "Snappy"
Original Song Title:
"Happy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Snappy"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Well he travelled to a bar off of Sunset
He plopped right down and waved for a beer
“Baby left, and I ain’t too happy.
Need a brew to stop my tears, oh yeah.”
I need a beer, and make it snappy
I need a beer, and make it snappy
Barkeep
Barkeep, make it snappy
Barkeep,
Barkeep, make it snappy.”
Lady sat, said to the stranger
“World is screwed and I’m outta time
ISIL wants to cut my head off.
Rather have a smile with a glass of wine
I need a glass, and make it snappy
I need a glass, barkeep can you make it snappy
Barkeep
Can you make it snappy?
Barkeep
Will you serve me?”
We need a drink and make it snappy
We need a drink and make it snappy
Barkeep
Barkeep, make it snappy
Barkeep
Zombie lookin’ sad on a barstool
Barkeep asked “What’s source of your pains?”
Zombie says “It’s sad here in DC
There up on hill, can’t find brains.”
“I need a brain to make me happy.
Have you a brain to make me happy?
Barkeep
Barkeep make me happy.”
He plopped right down and waved for a beer
“Baby left, and I ain’t too happy.
Need a brew to stop my tears, oh yeah.”
I need a beer, and make it snappy
I need a beer, and make it snappy
Barkeep
Barkeep, make it snappy
Barkeep,
Barkeep, make it snappy.”
Lady sat, said to the stranger
“World is screwed and I’m outta time
ISIL wants to cut my head off.
Rather have a smile with a glass of wine
I need a glass, and make it snappy
I need a glass, barkeep can you make it snappy
Barkeep
Can you make it snappy?
Barkeep
Will you serve me?”
We need a drink and make it snappy
We need a drink and make it snappy
Barkeep
Barkeep, make it snappy
Barkeep
Zombie lookin’ sad on a barstool
Barkeep asked “What’s source of your pains?”
Zombie says “It’s sad here in DC
There up on hill, can’t find brains.”
“I need a brain to make me happy.
Have you a brain to make me happy?
Barkeep
Barkeep make me happy.”
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