Thought I was a decent shot
And you didn't move a lot
How'd I miss you?
You just sat there like a schmoe
In the centre of my scope
So how'd I miss you?
Not right

Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oot, damn
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oot

I'll take another shot or three
But they zoom right past your knee
How'd I miss you? Shite
To be frank, I'm quite appalled
That I've not hit at all
My rep will sink
I can hear the other guys say:
"Hey, its the Crapshot Man!
Can't shoot a guy at twelve
Paces, let alone from miles away like we can, dude
Ge some target practice, right
But don't waste ev'ry clip and round
Just like you always do"

Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-ast
I say bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-ast

Oh-ooh-ooh
I swear that I've made this sho-o-ot
Oh-ooh-ooh
Before, how's it goin' wro-o-ong?
It's a potshot, get shot

Darn
Bullets, rip through that guy's heart
Shouldn't be so hard
Did I lose my training?
Ten months shooting skeet
Shot in storms and sleet
So I ask me *reload click* "Are you a Stormtrooper, boy?"
Looks like I just unleashed bu-bullet hell
Target's okay

Shoot, shoo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oot, damn
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
Shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
I missed you outright
How?!

I should retire, might as well
Put my sniper on the she-elf
Cau-au-ause I missed you by mi-i-iles
I'm a disgrace in my own eye-eye-eyes
In GTA V
Somehow I missed you, what the he-e-e-ell
Missed your ass by miles
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-ast
Missed my shot by miles
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-ast
Aimed between your eyes
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-a-a-a-ast
Bla-a-a-ast
Why won't you die?