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Song Parodies -> "Sarcozy In The UK"
Original Song Title:
"Anarchy in the UK"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Sex Pistols
Parody Song Title:
"Sarcozy In The UK"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
After the Daily Carlagraph covered more of the French President's wife than M Sarkozy, I felt compelled to write this.. OK, so she is way better-looking than he is (not exactly a challenge), but if I want celebrity gossip I'll buy a tabloid.
I am not un Français
I'm not le President
Speaking in French to the House of Commons
I wanna marry a supermodel, 'cause
I wanna be Sarcozy
Not Bill Oddie
Sarcozy in the UK
He's come today, goes home tomorrow
That's not a long time to grab a headline
But it's been a gala time for Carla, so
I wanna be Sarcozy
Not Miss Piggy
How many pages can one woman get?
She looks the best, she rules the press
Giv'n half a chance, I'd rule La France, 'cause
I wanna be Sarcozy
The only guy to be !
Is this a cri de coeur?
Is this a prix d'honneur?
Is this a sacrébleu?
I crossed La Manche, now I'm in
Another country
A-with a Carla mmm..Bruni
I wanna be Le President
And spend my time
With Miss Bruni
I'm not le President
Speaking in French to the House of Commons
I wanna marry a supermodel, 'cause
I wanna be Sarcozy
Not Bill Oddie
Sarcozy in the UK
He's come today, goes home tomorrow
That's not a long time to grab a headline
But it's been a gala time for Carla, so
I wanna be Sarcozy
Not Miss Piggy
How many pages can one woman get?
She looks the best, she rules the press
Giv'n half a chance, I'd rule La France, 'cause
I wanna be Sarcozy
The only guy to be !
Is this a cri de coeur?
Is this a prix d'honneur?
Is this a sacrébleu?
I crossed La Manche, now I'm in
Another country
A-with a Carla mmm..Bruni
I wanna be Le President
And spend my time
With Miss Bruni
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No doubt Carla's attractive, Phil...but I still wouldn't want to be Sarcozy...or French, for that matter. But I'm sure she got ol' Gordo's sporran twitchin'.....555
Given the photos circulating of Carla Bruni, the security code is *perfect*: NUD :-)
...but Kristof, I ain't convinced that Gordan's sporran can twitch, at least not without a nicely-proportioned balance sheet in front of him.
...but Kristof, I ain't convinced that Gordan's sporran can twitch, at least not without a nicely-proportioned balance sheet in front of him.
Sir Phil, of the realm DownUdder, very nice write, Sir ! I wouldn't care to get cozy with Mr Sark . . . . seems he could be another Spiitzer chap?!?
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