Who's Yahoo?. . .

The cops broke down a Beijing doorway,
And the police knew his name.
They got it from Internet piece of shite
That gives its users' info away.

He had no time to go underground
Because these turds love to share
Their data and spread it all around.
But preachin' from the chair. . .

Well who's Yahoo?. . .

. . .Lantos took this crew a peg down;
They can't control the spin.
Tom took on all these lying clowns,
Who, like eBay, commit sin.

Both facilitate stickups
Of users every single day.
If Yahoo has got a big fan,
It's the "gods" who shooed Mao away.

Hell crew's Yahoo. . . .

If you use Internet talk
And if you are Chinese,
Be warned: Yahoo will give you up.
This company is a disease.

They threw him down into a hole;
With Yahoo, there's comradeship.
This wretched company is in the news now,
But it's just the iceberg's tip.

Hell crew's Yahoo. . . .