-> "Theef"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Theef"
The Lyrics
"You all done wrong to my daughter,"
Peattie said to me.
He be sewing voodoo dolls for family.
Came from West Virginny, could not win a spellin' bee.
He got the energy for the charm, I see.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh"!
Open up the lil' doll, inside a pic. meant for whom,
I think I'm almost chokin' but get dirt up from that tomb.
I spread it in a shape near them and then they meet their
death.
Hide all of your pictures, sucker, so you can catch your
breath.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come."
He's just a plain assassin, tryin' to even the score.
That is what he do intend - using hex-craft fur shore.
X-Files shows me many things, ain't never seen before,
Don't know what is next - sure don't wanna see no more.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
He said "Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
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