-> "Mama Told Me Not To Bomb"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Told Me Not to Come"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mama Told Me Not To Bomb"
The Lyrics
Think I might have squished my brother
With a stranger's SUV
Who all these crazy coppers that are chasing me
This is the craziest ending that could ever be
Don't peek outside; don't want them to see
Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb (she said)
That ain't the way to jihad no
Open up that boat tarp
Let some air into this boat
Think I'm sorta chokin'
Blood's dribbling down my throat
And that robot you're deployin'
'Bout scares me half to death
Open up that boat tarp, Kaffir
Let me catch my breath
Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb, she said
That ain't the way to Allah, Sunni
That ain't the way to Allah .. No
The megaphone is blasting
Saying "Lay down on the floor"
I'm thinking about my brother
He ain't alive no more
I done some crazy things
I ain't never done before
Don't even ask me why
I don't wanna do holy war
Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb (She said)
That ain't the way to jihad, Sunni
That ain't the path to Allah, no
Mama told me, Mama told me, Mama told me
Told me
That ain't the way to jihad, Wallahi
Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me, Mama told me
That ain't the way to Allah ...
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